Crispy Crunchy Peanut Butter Cookies
This is what I always imagined the taste and texture of Milk-Bone treats were like to my childhood beagle, Poochie. Pass!

Mini Banana Bread Biscotti
If you like Trader Joe’s dried banana chips or Laffy Taffy banana candy, you’ll love these, ya freak. Hard spears of dried-to-death biscotti with chewy banana moments. They make me pause and think about things, like, I wonder what snacks they’ll serve at my funeral? Hope it’s not these.

Black Tea and Boba Coconut Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert
Like the coffee version (which, love), the lil’ boba aren’t quite as bouncy as they are in tea because they’ve been frozen into a suspended universe of ice cream. So you trade that for the novelty. I like this milk tea flavor, with swirls of bold brown sugar, even better than the coffee one.